I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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