I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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