i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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