I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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