How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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