At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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