woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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