Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I love you.
Bad choice
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
