youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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