Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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