make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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