If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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