everyone is single if you try hard enough
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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