He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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