I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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