Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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