I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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