you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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