Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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