Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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