just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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