good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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