no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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