Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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