Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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