beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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