You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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