Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
