do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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