Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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