We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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