Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
