I want to make a zoo with you.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
