I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
please don't ironically join a cult
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