Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
worst night to have a conscience
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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