Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
