Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
