: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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