I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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