Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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