idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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