I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Where is the hickey?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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