Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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