Dual....:-)
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
