I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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