It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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