Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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