I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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