I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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