i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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