Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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