How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
now i know why i became what i already was.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Shame is for Republicans.
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