New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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