she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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