Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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